Saturday, December 10, 2005
A Right Wing Letter to Verterans of Iraq War
Dear US Soldier,
From the very first day our "godly SCOTUS Appointed" pResident bush mentioned that Saddam Hussein was a threat to our country, we supported your misson. We held Support the War rallys against those American hating communist, terrorist loving, fag left wing, god hating enemys to your Godly duty to go kill Muslims.
We covered our cars with ribbon magnets touting our support for bush that said "support the troops". We burned our Dixie Chix CDs by the millions and hung Michael Moore in effigy. Brave Americans like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and others, told us daily who the "enemy" really was on our free speech airwaves. We appluaded Abu Ghraib and some of us proudly wear T-Shirts and other gear to prove it.
We disregarded ney sayers like Gen Shinseki and Wesley Clark by denouncing their concerns.
We pointed out the attrocities and crimes committed by John Kerry in Vietnam, we exposed Max Cleland as a "drunk" who blew off his own arms and legs, we showed John McCain to be weak, as he divulged information to the enemy under torture, and we let Americans know that Iraqi vet Paul Hacket, was merely a "paper pusher" and served no true purpose in supporting our great leaders mission to kill the enemy. And we quickly responded to retired Marine Jack Murtha's call for redeployment pointing out he is betraying the mission and is a "cut and run coward".
We touted your bravery and how you are doing "god's work" every chance we got. We pointed out how you have kept America safe from another attack by "fighting them over there". We stood behind you at every junction of the war.
With this said, if you make it home alive, you too must support us and show your gratitude of our efforts. For if you don't ...... re-read paragraph three.... for we will trash you too faster than a Swift Boat Vet on COKE!
A 'godly" American for war.
From the very first day our "godly SCOTUS Appointed" pResident bush mentioned that Saddam Hussein was a threat to our country, we supported your misson. We held Support the War rallys against those American hating communist, terrorist loving, fag left wing, god hating enemys to your Godly duty to go kill Muslims.
We covered our cars with ribbon magnets touting our support for bush that said "support the troops". We burned our Dixie Chix CDs by the millions and hung Michael Moore in effigy. Brave Americans like Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and others, told us daily who the "enemy" really was on our free speech airwaves. We appluaded Abu Ghraib and some of us proudly wear T-Shirts and other gear to prove it.
We disregarded ney sayers like Gen Shinseki and Wesley Clark by denouncing their concerns.
We pointed out the attrocities and crimes committed by John Kerry in Vietnam, we exposed Max Cleland as a "drunk" who blew off his own arms and legs, we showed John McCain to be weak, as he divulged information to the enemy under torture, and we let Americans know that Iraqi vet Paul Hacket, was merely a "paper pusher" and served no true purpose in supporting our great leaders mission to kill the enemy. And we quickly responded to retired Marine Jack Murtha's call for redeployment pointing out he is betraying the mission and is a "cut and run coward".
We touted your bravery and how you are doing "god's work" every chance we got. We pointed out how you have kept America safe from another attack by "fighting them over there". We stood behind you at every junction of the war.
With this said, if you make it home alive, you too must support us and show your gratitude of our efforts. For if you don't ...... re-read paragraph three.... for we will trash you too faster than a Swift Boat Vet on COKE!
A 'godly" American for war.
